Pony 2: I know right?
Pony 3: how do you aim and or shoot?
Pony 4: only reason I'm here is to say Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
It was within this game a very famous moderator, The Pro, was recorded banning Itz Lupo(some variation of that). This video was edited, long story shot, The Pro lost all moderator powers(and possibly killed himself,or moved out of his mothers house.)
Gamer 2 "Nope, sorry, I'm busy playing the Halo:Reach Beta, which is, sadly, better than that rubbish."
Gamer 1 " PLEASE! I'll let you noob tube.."
Noob (forms from a puddle of noob sauce)"Pick me"
Possibly the game with the most OMADC campers, people runnning around knifing with commando, Hackers, and or Glitchers.
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.
We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.
There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"
-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.
Player 1: hah! i got him! noscope!
Player 2: ahahahah! nice one man! ah im so glad i dident buy Black Ops!
(Meanwhile, thousands of miles away) ((During Black ops)
Player 1: WHAT THE FUCK?!!? HOW DID HE KILL ME! THAT WAS THROUGH A FUCKING WALL! HE DIDENT EVEN HAVE HARDENED ON! WHAT A FUCK!
Player 2: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOOOOOB.
(Meanwhile, a great distance away) During Black ops
Player 1: hey man
Player 2: hey whats up?
Player 3: shut up
Player 1: ? what?
Player 3: shut up Player 1: dude we arent ta Player 3: shut up (and after 5 hours and 232 shut ups later......it was still going on.) this is why Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is better.
Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.
Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?
Expert gamer - Why will it suck?
Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.
Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.
Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.
Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.
Noob gamer - cod still sucks