|3.||Call of Duty: Black Ops|
Arguably the best Call Of Duty in the franchise, at least when compared to Modern Warfare 2. The game features a stunning campaign mode (takes place during the 50s-70s) which includes the Bay of Pigs invasion in Cuba, The Uprising of Vorkuta prison, fierce battles in Soviet military bases, and even manning a patrol boat going down a vietnamese river while the Rolling Stones play in the background (and much more).
The Game features a multiplayer mode as well, which was the reason for many breakups and low levels of sexual activity in males ages 16-25. WARNING: This game is highly addictive please play it in a time span given by your doctor.
NooBsn1p3r223: OMG CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS IS SO SWEET!!
IpwnU666: I KNOW!! LETS PLAY IT ALL NIGHT
*Both lose girlfriends and die of caffeine intake in the following days*
|1.||Call of Duty: Black Ops|
A game made primarily for players who like to sit in one place, start a fire, roast marshmallows, and sing "Kumbaya".
I hate running around and getting in gun battles in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. You wanna hop on Call of Duty: Black Ops?
|2.||Call of duty: black ops|
A good excuse for anyone to skip school, have no social life, and pwn n00bs
rusty:why werent you at school yesterday?
Brandon: call of duty: black ops
rusty: want to go to the dance?
Brandon: nahh i need to prestige
girl 1: my boyfriend broke up wit meee:(((
girl 2: why?
Gurl 1: Call of duty: black ops:(((
|4.||Call of duty: black ops|
What every male in the western world was playing the week of it being out, while disregarding all females.
I: what do you want to do tomorrow
my boyfriend: play Call of duty: black ops
I: okay, the next day?
My boyfriend: play black ops.
My boyfriend: BUT I NEED TO FINISH IT!!! ;_;
|5.||Call of Duty: Black Ops|
The end of the intelligent world as we know it. May also be used as an effective method of birth control.
Jim doesn't have time for sex, he just hit level 36 on Call of Duty: Black Ops.
|6.||Call Of Duty: Black ops|
The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
|7.||call of duty: black ops|
The exact same thing as Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty 5, and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Call of Duty 3 was very good but now people can only talk about black ops. Some people may piss themselves just thinking about it because to complete loser/fags, this game is everything. Unfortunately, everybody loves this game even though it gets boring after 2 weeks after release. Most of the games are filled with gay hackers or moderators who start fights before you can say, "Wow this game is gay."
Hey, come over and play call of duty: black ops.
Sorry i can't i fed it to my snake. And besides, i'll be busy having sex.