Top Definition
Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012

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