calipari 

verb: to abruptly leave someone or something, to fuck over

Wife: "You've been acting different lately, is something wrong?"

Husband: "Don't worry honey, everything is fine. I would never calipari you."

Customer: "Dude that guy just walked out on his bar tab."

Bartender: "Yeah, i just got caliparied."

calipari by veca901 April 2, 2009

Calipari 

noun: a person who farts in an elevator and then gets off on the next floor and leaves the passengers to deal with the smell

verb: to Calipari - the act of leaving a Calipari

"I can't believe that guy just totally Caliparied in here!"

Calipari by SportsNation August 20, 2009

Calipari 

Verb; the act of vacating. To erase something from existence.

"Attention everyone, there is a fire on the 34th Floor. Please Calipari your area immediately."

"The police completely Caliparied the school after receiving the bomb threat.

Calipari by Cards_First_Down October 7, 2009

john calipari 

former coach of umass, new jersey nets, and university of memphis tigers, now coach of university of kentucky wildcats, led both college teams to college championship games, only to barely lose. after promising to remain at a school runs off in broad daylight to hide in the backseat of his wife's car to evade the hatred and disdain of the public and media, to hop a plane to his new place of employment. i.e. a person who is loved and instantly hated in a matter of seconds

yo man, what happened to bill?
oh, nothing, his fiancee just found out he slept with his sister, so he pulled a john calipari. we wont be seeing him, or the sister for a while

grimy

john calipari by mrzero1982 March 31, 2009

Calipari 

A person who enjoys the taste of their own shit

That guys is a Calipari

Calipari by Kam Talley October 22, 2009