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The act of freezing ones sperm onto his penis and inserting it into his partner till the sperm has melted.
Hey baby wanna Californian Popsicle.

Whats that?

Im gonna freeze the jizz on my dick and stick it in yer ass till you bleed.

Ive been waiting for a man to say that all my life.
by BryanNathanLukeDaniel April 24, 2009

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