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134.
Exactly The Reason WHY People Say They Hate The State.. I've Been There Like 100 Times, and I STILL hate the state.. maybe if the people weren't so effing stuck up and snobby.. than PEOPLE WOULDNT HATE THIS EFFING STATE SO MUCH!!!
Person:Hi, im from california... im a stuck up snob with no friends... who brags that california is SO AMAZING!!!!

Other Person: Fuck You, Nobody Likes y\You..
by haaaaater July 22, 2006
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state with smog and stuff
"I hate california "
"yeah it sucks"
"lets move to michigan!"
by Dan (from michigan) September 19, 2004
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The state with the <i>second</i> longest beach in the continental United States, following Washington State (that's north for those of you educated by the California educational system).
Long Beach is almost as long as Long Beach.
by Othello June 10, 2004
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137.
A Preety fine lookin girl that looks like shes from california
"yo dude u hit it up with California last night"
"Yeaah Boy! u no i jumped in her ass like a kangaroo"
by kong winters March 15, 2007
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138.
Any type of mundane food , dressed up to look fancy with avocado and ranch dressing
"Dude, let me have a California Burder."
by avo lover March 12, 2005
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139.
State of the unexpected
Where's the sunshine for godsake?
by fo my pizz da playa December 27, 2003
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A gigantic pit of stinking hippies and yuppie assholes who think they're better than everybody else because they drive priuses and believe in the vast scam of global warming. California is also populated by criminals, lunatics and old people. All of them are crazy and should be avoided.

Also has crappy beaches filled with stuck up cunts who think they're the best thing ever and secretly want their daddies to molest them.

Avoid unless you like hollywood fuckwads and vapid selfcentered idiots.

For more eveidance view every other entry on California.

The only good place in California is the fucking desert because at least morons die there.
Don't go to California. The smug will kill you.
by gasmask angel January 25, 2009
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