Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010