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8.
Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch
by shibataken October 05, 2011
 
9.
A name for girl that is perfect for any guy. They tend to have good humor and are very athletic. Most "Cali's" have blonde hair. Can be very beautiful.
They are also warm hearted and super caring.
Dude#1- I think im falling for this girl....

Dude#2-is she cute, funny or nice?

Dude#1- Definetly, her name is Cali!
by kolourfreak January 04, 2010
 
10.
a short word for fucken california
in which cali ppl or non cali ppl use
but true califronia ppl hate bitches that say cali :)
ohio girl- "hey how is it in cali?"
cali girl- "hoe!!!say california you dont live here...(calm voice)- well it is good weather and hot ppl here i dont think it can get any better.."
by heavymetalluver July 10, 2008
 
11.
1. Used only by hardcore gamers that have been in the Cal league. (which is similar enough to the NBA for basketball)
2. Expresses something amazingor out of the orninary, so,mething good or great.
3. Done with exceptional skill
4. Is most often used for the 1st person shooter game "counter-strike"
5. Opposite of the term "ogl"
1.Woah Evren is so Cal-i, he just killed all 5 of those guys.
2. I didnt even study and i got 100 on my science final, thats so Cal-i
3.That Kung-fu guy just beat the shit outta 5 guys with knifes,bats, and chains, how Cal-i is that.
4.Did you see how Alemo headshot that guy from long A? He's either hacking or Cal-i
5.Britney spears is ogl and Disturbed is Cal-i.
by 5strong | Pyro #5s May 31, 2005
 
12.
An amazing, attractive fun loving girl filled with energy. She has a great personality and sense of humor. She is a bit of a lioness! LOL She has spunk, charisma, and is a bit sassy. Overall someone that is great to be around and doesn't like a normal, routine life.
by Hott Date March 30, 2011
 
13.
the highest counter-strike league.
My team went 8-0 and won the Cal-M Playoffs, we're now in Cal-i
by harris April 03, 2003
 
14.
The most beautiful girl in the world. The best friend you can possibly have. Most likely to be rather shy and quiet at first, but crazy and witty behind the scenes. A bit of a headie and gets kind of excited over the prospect of drinking. Loves her friends, is blonde, has blue eyes and is SEXY. Attracts major alcohol frat boy bros.
Zomggg Me and Cali have been friends since da 6th grade!!

Damn did you see Cali saturday night? She was fucked out of her mind she really came out of her shell.
by NotH3@d!i394 November 21, 2010