Cali's are pretty girls with black hair and green/blue eyes. They usually hate people but if you get on their good side you may be in luck. Cali's are friendly to some but not all. People usually make fun of Cali's but in the end it's all fun and games. If you're Cali's friend then cherish being there for them. You may not realize it but you guys need each other and are really good friends. Don't use a Cali and be sure to be an awesome friend for her. Usually Cali's have at least 1 gay guy friend. Cool or not, Cali is the best friend that you will end up needing. <3
Human: Woah, i wish Cali was MY friend.
Human 2: Too bad she's not
Human 3: yeah you're right, she's not your friend. She's mine.
by Ur BFF FOR LIFE September 25, 2010
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1) One of the most important cities of Colombia, AKA The capital of Salsa. Unfortunately one of the most violent cities in the country.

2) An annoying name for California.
1) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Great, I heard they make the delicious pandebono there.

2) -I'm travelling to Cali this weekend.
-Isn't that too far?
-It's our neighbor state, you idiot!
by That guy! look! November 19, 2007
A name that non-native Californian's use when refering to California and trying to seem like a real Californian.
Typical of an East coaster
Hey, Duuudes let's go to the shore in Cali, and thrash some waves
by abula February 29, 2004
A word for "California" used by no one who has ever lived in California. Use "Cali" and you will immediately sound like a hick.
"I'm from Cali."
"No you're not, you fucktard, no one says Cali in California."
"You're right, I'm actually from Iowa. My life is empty."
by srhlwrc February 16, 2009
Cali:
A main city in the beautiful country of colombia. It is known for being the salsa capital of the world.
Yo bro that salsa concert in cali was crazy. No wonder they call it the salsa capital of the world.
by Andre305 August 13, 2007
ANNOYING word that people who dont live in california use when talking about california, and think they are cool saying it. seriously inlanders, stfu and just say california instead.
colorado girl: omg im going to cali!
californian: SHUT UP YOU WHORE
by lizzzi March 01, 2006
a word used by non Californians. Typically often thought of as a children's word. Only posers and losers use this word to seem cool
non Californian "want to go to cali and surf some barrels bro"?

Californian "punches him in the face"
by t1si1jdf4 November 15, 2007
Stupid and pointless with no purpose except pissing off Californians. Might as well call Arizona as Arizo, Virginia as Virgi, Oregon as Oreg, or maybe Vermont as Verm.

"Cali" is an unecessary shortened term used by the most pretentious of human existences that have chronic back pain from implants, cocaine on their lips, and cannot find Canada on a map.

"Cali" does not make one sound cool in the slightest.
Person A: "Dude. let's go to Cali and surf brah"
Californian: Kicks Person A in the crotch
by shibataken October 05, 2011

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