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Perhaps the City of Calgary should be called the Shitty of Calgary, or better yet, shittyofcalgary.com.
Calgary has some serious problems that appear to only be getting worse.
by bonnelame May 29, 2008
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A Canadian patrol frigate based in CFB Esquimalt. Named after a kickass city, she is the only ship in the Canadian navy whose crew uniform varies from the regular uniform- the standard white cap is replaced with a white Stetson.
Steve: Yo dave, I'm on calgary.
Dave: Sup steve, I'm in calgary.
Steve: but I'm in the middle of the pacific ocean kthxbye
by Cruller May 27, 2005
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shitttiest shit town ever!!!!!! {toronto} kicks ass compared to that fuckup cowpaddie
i hate that kickass town!
did adam berg move to calgary?
by calgary sucks November 28, 2005
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A nice city that is obsessed with Toronto. Been there for a week and I don't know what the big deal is. Boring, flat and average. Turned down a nice job because I love Toronto that much. Sorry Calgary, Toronto will always be the city where the best and the brightest go. You guys can have all the rejects from Quebec and Newfoundland.
Calgary, Edmonton, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Alberta, Canada
by Toronto Man July 05, 2006
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The slum of Alberta. Home to alot of sluts and metrosexuals. Everyone there says Calgary should be capital of Alberta, but its already the mullet capital of Canada.
Edmonton- Worlds largest shopping mall and indoor amusment park
Calgary- Worlds larges mullet and smelliest indoor brothel
by Edmon tonkixass May 27, 2005
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The second best city in Alberta. For the best, see Edmonton. Contrary to the popular belief of Calgarians, Edmonton deserves to be the capital.
Person 1: Let's go to Calgary

Person 2: Why? Edmonton is better. It has a better football team and the biggest mall in the world.

Person 1: You're right, dawg.
by Paddy H April 10, 2005
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a place where you go to get your drugs
Dude we've gotta go up to calgary, i've gotta pick up my drugs
by Jimmy January 19, 2005
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