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Caleb is basically the best person you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect and causes girls to swoon. Despite the attention from girls, he stays faithful. His eyes are always warm and friendly, and he has the cutest smile. His touch will give you butterflies, even after years of knowing him. When excited, his voice gets higher, and sometimes cracks! Even though it's completely adorable when his voice cracks, he clears his throat, returning to his deep voice. When he is happy, he can't control his laughter& smiling-- and it's contagious! He eats weird combinations of foods, and gives good massages. A hug from him is like a hug from a million tiny kittens. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and you never want to let go. He enjoys to make people happy. He treats his girlfriend like a princess or goddess. He deserves much better, but wont admit it. Calebs will never give themselves enough credit, but modesty makes him all the more perfect. Caleb tends to sleep a lot, and he is a lazy bum. If you know a Caleb, you should work on helping him open up (emotionally). Calebs think they aren't smart, though they are. You have to remind them of how proud you are sometimes, or they forget. Calebs are unexceptionally the best life has to offer, and if you know one be careful. You WILL fall in love and your life WILL be changed forever. If you are ever lucky enough to be with a Caleb, watch him like a hawk. Losing him would mean your world falling apart.
"I am undoubtedly in love with a Caleb, and he loves me too. I am the luckiest person ever in existence." - his girlfriend

"DAWG CALEB IS A FUCKING G" -Tupac (Before he... you know...)

"I wish I had Caleb, but he's with that hoe bitch and I'll never get a chance." -every girl on the face of the Earth (some guys too)

"Caleb + Juice" -What will be carved in every tree in a year or so
by What's this May 02, 2013
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A tall boy who is very stubborn at times, but is a very sweet person. He can make a girl really happy and will do anything to keep her that way. Caleb likes to play with items that could possibly kill him because he is stupid, but he comes around. A Caleb is always by your side and will argue with you about how you are more amazing than him and he doesn't deserve you. Caleb makes inappropriate jokes a lot and most of them are about him and his girlfriend. He will stay on the phone with you for almost an eternity and curse every five seconds while playing Call Of Duty. Caleb is an amazing, fun person so you should have him stick around for a while.
by a short asain February 11, 2017
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Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you need. A guy who you come to depend on and trust.He accepts all people for who they are and has a secret compassion for them. Has a heart of gold and hesistates to show it. Caleb has the funniest sense of humour & always speaks his mind even when it may be inappropriate. He treats his girl well & would do anything to make her happy even if it means changing hiself. His girl can only think 'Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?'. he's almost too good to be true. he's easy to love &
makes a girl feel beautiful, special,powerful,worthy and a better person. he's the kinda guy any person would be lucky to have in their life. so if you meet this guy caleb.. stick with him, cause he'll make life even more sweeter.
caleb is dutch for: the best boyfriend imaginable <3

I love him with all i have
by your hot girlfriend February 04, 2010
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An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has soft, warm brown eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
Me: You can be a jerk at times
Caleb: What did I do and what needs to be done?
Me: *Swoons*
by EmiLogic February 19, 2017
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The kind of guy that will rip your small intestine out with his mighty cock and keep it as his fleshlight if you get near his food, he has a James Earl Jones appearance and is the master of slaying pussy with his massive dragon like cock. He can last longer in bed than Hellen Keller could make it through a corn maze and he can basically get away with anything because people always think he is James Earl Jones. You wan't him on your side or you face the possibility of him breaking your jaw from slapping your face with his monstrous dong.
Person1:"woah, is that james earl Jones?"
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."
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Caleb's are usually tall. They may seem quiet but around friends they are loud. They have a cute laugh. Everybody likes Caleb, but his heart is set on one special girl. Caleb probably doesn't know the girl very well. Caleb's usually have nice ab's and tan nicely in the summer. Caleb is a nice guy to be around. He will do anything to impress his girl. He has the sweetest smile, and dazzling eyes.
Popular Girl: Aw he's so cute

Popular Girl 2: I know.

Girl: Yeah but he's a Caleb, He probably won't go for you guys.
by xo maybe so? November 21, 2012
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The most attractive man that you will ever meet. He is very sexy and extremely clever. He makes girls everywhere sooooooooo hot. His dirty jokes are contagious and so is his smile. He is lovable and sweet, very few even have a chance with him. Contrary to common belief, Caleb is THE BEST.
Dara: "Caleb is so freaking cute."
Supermodel: "He will never date you."
by Dara Bobeara October 23, 2016
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