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Caleb is basically the best person you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect and causes girls to swoon. Despite the attention from girls, he stays faithful. His eyes are always warm and friendly, and he has the cutest smile. His touch will give you butterflies, even after years of knowing him. When excited, his voice gets higher, and sometimes cracks! Even though it's completely adorable when his voice cracks, he clears his throat, returning to his deep voice. When he is happy, he can't control his laughter& smiling-- and it's contagious! He eats weird combinations of foods, and gives good massages. A hug from him is like a hug from a million tiny kittens. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and you never want to let go. He enjoys to make people happy. He treats his girlfriend like a princess or goddess. He deserves much better, but wont admit it. Calebs will never give themselves enough credit, but modesty makes him all the more perfect. Caleb tends to sleep a lot, and he is a lazy bum. If you know a Caleb, you should work on helping him open up (emotionally). Calebs think they aren't smart, though they are. You have to remind them of how proud you are sometimes, or they forget. Calebs are unexceptionally the best life has to offer, and if you know one be careful. You WILL fall in love and your life WILL be changed forever. If you are ever lucky enough to be with a Caleb, watch him like a hawk. Losing him would mean your world falling apart.
"I am undoubtedly in love with a Caleb, and he loves me too. I am the luckiest person ever in existence." - his girlfriend

"DAWG CALEB IS A FUCKING G" -Tupac (Before he... you know...)

"I wish I had Caleb, but he's with that hoe bitch and I'll never get a chance." -every girl on the face of the Earth (some guys too)

"Caleb + Juice" -What will be carved in every tree in a year or so
by What's this May 02, 2013
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Someone that you love to hang out with and someone who you need. A guy who you come to depend on and trust.He accepts all people for who they are and has a secret compassion for them. Has a heart of gold and hesistates to show it. Caleb has the funniest sense of humour & always speaks his mind even when it may be inappropriate. He treats his girl well & would do anything to make her happy even if it means changing hiself. His girl can only think 'Is he for real? Is he gonna hurt me? Am I with the right guy?'. he's almost too good to be true. he's easy to love &
makes a girl feel beautiful, special,powerful,worthy and a better person. he's the kinda guy any person would be lucky to have in their life. so if you meet this guy caleb.. stick with him, cause he'll make life even more sweeter.
caleb is dutch for: the best boyfriend imaginable <3

I love him with all i have
by your hot girlfriend February 04, 2010
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A tall boy who is very stubborn at times, but is a very sweet person. He can make a girl really happy and will do anything to keep her that way. Caleb likes to play with items that could possibly kill him because he is stupid, but he comes around. A Caleb is always by your side and will argue with you about how you are more amazing than him and he doesn't deserve you. Caleb makes inappropriate jokes a lot and most of them are about him and his girlfriend. He will stay on the phone with you for almost an eternity and curse every five seconds while playing Call Of Duty. Caleb is an amazing, fun person so you should have him stick around for a while.
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to have a sexy body. to have strong biceps, and ripped abs, and a nice ass
look at that caleb lifting 500 lbs!!

thats guy is a total caleb!

Man, that caleb is a total hottie!

by braves06 June 01, 2006
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Caleb's are usually tall. They may seem quiet but around friends they are loud. They have a cute laugh. Everybody likes Caleb, but his heart is set on one special girl. Caleb probably doesn't know the girl very well. Caleb's usually have nice ab's and tan nicely in the summer. Caleb is a nice guy to be around. He will do anything to impress his girl. He has the sweetest smile, and dazzling eyes.
Popular Girl: Aw he's so cute

Popular Girl 2: I know.

Girl: Yeah but he's a Caleb, He probably won't go for you guys.
by xo maybe so? November 21, 2012
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Incredible, smart, talented, and attractive guy that will treat any girl who gives him the time of day well. However he is loyal and is there for you when ever you need him.
Salley: My dog just died!

Caleb: That is terrible! do you wanna come over and talk?
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A boy that is the sweetest guy in the world and is very smart, but he is very shy. He doesn't express his feelings to many people, just his closest friends. He is also loved by everyone including girls. He will always put a smile on your face and brighten your day. He is also very handsome and tall, and has amazing blue eyes. Everyone wants to be his friend and girls always want to be with him.
person 1: Did you hear Caleb got 100% on the math and science test?
person 2: Ya! that's one of the many things I love about him!
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