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2. Calamari
The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.
A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
1. calamari
squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.
Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."
by James M. May 2, 2003 add a video
3. calamari
An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.
Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari
by schimschone Mar 11, 2005 add a video
4. calamari
Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.
She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.
by shrooks Jan 24, 2005 add a video
5. calamari
When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.
I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.
6. Calamari
Italian slang for "thats crazy!'
Caalaamaaaree!!!

Ya man that was felonious!
by Steen Nov 11, 2004 add a video
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