Located a few miles from I-70 in southwestern Pennsylvania in California, PA is the great campus of CalUofPA. With one stop light, one gas station, a few dive bars and zero fast food restaurants, the town is quite boring. That is why many of us students have come to binge drink every day that ends in "y". Not many people come here because they want a "good education", if that were the case they would be at Pitt. We come to Cal to get a good looking degree and drink enough that everyone is good looking. So if you are looking to visit Cal, or are attending in the fall, cheers. We shall see you soon.
Let's go party our faces off at Cal U tonight