(verb) to cake

The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.
Mr. Fantana I want you to take a huge dump on me and proceed with the caking. Make sure to use the baker's spatula I got from Sur la Table.
by Thor Heyerdahl March 09, 2006
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The act of flirting. While flirting, it is not uncommon for you to be uncommonly sweet, hence the term caking. Being abnormally sweet to someone you are "interested" in. Normally, said person, is of the opposite sex, but there are occasions when a girl might be caking to or with another girl, as a guy might cake to or with another guy.
Caking
1.)Hey, you'll have to do all that caking later, I'm ready to go!
2.)At the block party, Tony was seen caking with every available broad.
3.)How can I trust you, if you're gonna be caking with every chik on the block?
by ESE2006 September 21, 2005
flirting (excessive flirting)
Ashley and Desmond are always caking but when we ask them about it, they always deny it!
by noturlexus May 03, 2004
is basiclly talking to a boy/girl for hours. On End.
You caking so much with that boy. They call you Betty Crocker.
by SsSsSsSsssssa April 03, 2006
to talk for long hours on the phone with your honey, lover, or to talk on the phone with the person you will eventually have sex with
Man 1: G,I was caking on the phone last nite with Tasha.
Man 2: Man dawg, do she really believe the b.s. you tell her?
Man 1: Naw...She know good and well that I only wanna smudge her.
by Resse October 07, 2005
1. Paying way too much attention to a particular female. (Flirting, talking to/about her all the time, dropping the "L" word in public, being real cutesy, always making out)
2. PDA (public display of affection)
3. Being whipped (You all up in your girl's face and she got you wide open)
4. When it looks like a guy traded in his playa card - he's acting a little too lovey.

For all of the above: usually denied by the person who was caking.
Eg 1 - 4
Guy 1: Look at him all pathetic! All cuddled up with Shaniqua. Yes dear, no dear, in her face... Guy you whipped.
Guy 2: What? Naw, Nigga you jealous!
Guy 3: Naw, dog, you girl got you open. That was some Betty Crocker Caking right there!
by J-Aim May 25, 2006
Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.

He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').

Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
1. To sleep deeply or for a long time. Mostly used in the Bay Area.
Damn, we are in San Fransico already? How long have I been caking?
by sexyvoice March 29, 2015
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