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1.
A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.
"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"
by MC Plan B April 11, 2007
 
2.
A large, veiny tool used for hammering Cake.
"Last night we were knocking boots, and I broke that bitch's back with my Cakehammer
by Licquor86 March 14, 2010