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33.
The cake i am referring to is in the PC game by Valve, Portal. The game itself is a first-person kinda shooting kinda puzzle. You are promised cake if you finish the test. THE CAKE IS A LIE! Test 16, there is a small semi-hidden room with the words "the cake is a lie" written over and over. There are more rooms like it but who cares. If you are awesome enough to finish (like me) you will get not only get to see the cake, but the actual recipe to make your own cake (i hope you like fish, rhubarb, and sediment shaped sediment)
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
by g36angel December 25, 2008
 
1.
This is a lie! Everything you have been told about the cake is a lie, do not listen.
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
by Zanzibar211 January 02, 2008
 
2.
A female with a large ass.
"Damn, Shameka gots cakes!"
by OHKRLL October 24, 2004
 
3.
1. A woman's booty
2. Money, as in what pays the billz
1. Damn! Did you see the cake on that fine mami?
2. I gotta hustle for my cake.
by L Dizzle April 15, 2005
 
4.
1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money
1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
by AC June 06, 2005
 
5.
a woman's nicely figured booty, fat, juicy, plump, voluptuous
damnnn that shawty qot a cakeee, she look like she tryna marry betty crocker !
by iitzkaileenbixchhh August 12, 2009
 
6.
kilo of cocaine.
"did you cut that cake"
by x July 27, 2003
 
7.
a nice ass, perfectly plump
damn, kelsey has massive cakes!
by k mizzle for izzle January 13, 2005