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153.
A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.
"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"
by sedgeflower July 10, 2008
 
1.
This is a lie! Everything you have been told about the cake is a lie, do not listen.
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
by Zanzibar211 January 02, 2008
 
2.
A female with a large ass.
"Damn, Shameka gots cakes!"
by OHKRLL October 24, 2004
 
3.
1. A woman's booty
2. Money, as in what pays the billz
1. Damn! Did you see the cake on that fine mami?
2. I gotta hustle for my cake.
by L Dizzle April 15, 2005
 
4.
a woman's nicely figured booty, fat, juicy, plump, voluptuous
damnnn that shawty qot a cakeee, she look like she tryna marry betty crocker !
by iitzkaileenbixchhh August 12, 2009
 
5.
1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money
1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
by AC June 06, 2005
 
6.
kilo of cocaine.
"did you cut that cake"
by x July 27, 2003
 
7.
a nice ass, perfectly plump
damn, kelsey has massive cakes!
by k mizzle for izzle January 13, 2005