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11.
Sweat pastry that has the power to bring people together
John: "Hey, today's Bill's birthday."
Bob: "Eh I hate that guy."
John: "There's cake in the break room."
Bob: "I should probably stop by and say hello.
by martyre April 10, 2007
 
57.
Cake is a code-name for Marijuana! And You basically already know what marijuana is! xD The code-name was invented so for teens parents who disagree with the smoking of marijuana, so teens could easily talk about it in front of there parent w/o getting bitched at... xP

Ha. The inventor of this code-name is from canton, ohio.

Get baked like a cake !
Person 1: Bro, Wanna go and eat some cake with me!?
Person 2: Duh. Lets Go and im hungry as fuck bro!
by SJT-get high July 09, 2012
 
58.
See lies and slander
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
The cake is a lie.
by Flash Dude March 08, 2010
 
59.
1, Soft
2, weak
3, full of it
4, Easy
1, Don't talk all this stuff then when it comes down to it you caked up and scary
2, Did you see that fight yesterday? guy2: yea those niggas cake anyway thats why they got let off wit a warning
3, that nigga is cake man he talks so much junk!
4, that was a piece of cake!
by arandomkidyoudontknow June 13, 2009
 
60.
A woman's voluptuous, sexy booty
I wouldn't mind getting with that fine cake tonight.
I would love to taste her cake.
by Minxsarita June 03, 2009
 
61.
'Cake' is the word used for when a person is so good looking that there isn't even a word in the urban dictionary to describe them. So you call them cake. Cake meaning fit and yummy.
"wow he's fit"
""Fit doesn't do him justice!"
"Fine he's Cake!!"
"that's more like it"
by CaHmRyI.S May 11, 2009
 
62.
a piece of ass that you have no intention of having a relationship with but is there for fun
Damn that cake was good last night, too bad he will be gone for 6 months. Or

If your cake got deployed to Africa, that would make him a Zebra cake or if he got deployed to Jamacia that makes him a rum cake.

I can have cake here. I can have cake there. I can have cake anywhere.I can have cake on a plane or in a train while listening to Lil Wayne. I can have cake on Zulu time and I can have cake anytime.
by Little Deidre February 27, 2009
 
63.
another word for sex
dylan and sara had cake in the back of the van
by cookiepiecakethinmintbastard July 10, 2008