Sweat pastry that has the power to bring people together
John: "Hey, today's Bill's birthday."
Bob: "Eh I hate that guy."
John: "There's cake in the break room."
Bob: "I should probably stop by and say hello.
by martyre April 10, 2007
Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley
gareth rose.

blah blah blah blah cake.
by McLovin' 69 October 14, 2007
3rd coast talk for someone spending time with his girl instead of chillin wit his boys
That nigga always likes to cake wit his girl instead of ballin...
by tha_original_jacket July 30, 2006
the best food ever and the best way to get fat, fast!!
i'm gonna go have 11 cakes cuz i want to be fat!!
by lil1189 October 05, 2005
The code word of going all the way with somone or haveing sex.
She has eaten cake with him like 7 times.
by tess September 07, 2005
When you stab someone with a blunt object then proceed to flog them with a fish (preferably halibut)
mister guy: WOAH MAN I TOTALLY CAKED YOU IN THAT GAME! Samson: Who the hell are you and where's my lunch.
by Jeffery Lamsburg August 20, 2005
Rubbish. Taken from Brass Eye, where Cake is a new legal drug, and several celebrities (including Bernard \"It\'s a fookin\' digrace\" Manning) complain about how awful Cake is.
Yeah I heard that song. It\'s fucking Cake.
by Hazel Figurine April 26, 2005
an abundance of money, currency
Yo, this kid is makin cake at his new job.
I just cashed my check and i'm cakin'.
by Mac February 19, 2005

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