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25. Cake Eater
White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.
Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!
1. cake eater
A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.
"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"
by Britta D May 27, 2005 add a video
2. cake eater
In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!
Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"
3. cake eater
A person from Edina, MN. Used because normal people only eat cake on their birthdays or for some other special occasion, while people from Edina eat cake for breakfast because they think they're better than everyone else.
Edina kid: "OMG! i scratched daddy's BMW! looks like i have to get a new one!"
Minneapolis kid: "Shut the fuck up before i rip you to pieces you fuckin cake eater"
4. cake eater
EDINA MINNESOTA HOCKEY KIDS........Enough said, It's a common term used mostly by hockey players, who play "Rich" or "Wealthy" kids from the rich suburbs of Edina, Bloomington Jefferson...ect. It's derived from the Movie "The Mighty Duck's" it's pretty much where it started.
Man look at that team, everyone of them has brand new skates and hockey sticks, and man they even got stick bags to cover there sticks. I saw one kid even had a Butler carry in his hockey bag.......... what a bunch of "Cake Eater's"
5. Cake Eater
Rich fucker whos parents give them too much money. student of Edina or Duluth East. se also: spoiled rotten or daddys money
John:(to Timmy) i dont know if i should drive the BMW or the Corvette today.
timmy: id say you need stop being such a fuckin cake eater and ride your bike like the rest of us middle schoolers.
6. Cake Eater
A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.
Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.
7. Cake Eater
A person who constantly shows off for the opposite sex, often hoping to "do the dirty".
Timmy likes to go to the bars with his friends. But once there they never see him again. He's always off eating cake. What a dirty little cake eater.
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