Cairneyhill is a small village situated outside dunfermline. Everyone knows everyone and you get all the gossip within 5 minutes of waking up. You could stand at one end.. Fart and the otherside of the village would know about it in seconds. The locals like to call it "Chill" but its a shitehole.
Full of snob's who look down your nose at you if your an outsider. The one tip you should stick by to if you ever visit Cairneyhill. Don't stagger along the main street with a special brew and a joint in your hand at half 3 in the afternoon.
I'm so cool because i live in Cairneyhill but i would prefer to call it Chill.