Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"
Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"
Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"
But my food goes off in 55 minuets.
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