There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"
Friend 2: "No man, she said I need to shave and get rid of that cactus cock. What a fucking bitch!"
2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily