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A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
by Refreshment Boxx April 03, 2010
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He is flossing with them phat cables
by Eric B June 07, 2004
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fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it
I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa
by John Doe January 21, 2004
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To lay a 'cable'
To hang a crap
To take a shit
I am going to lay a cable
I am going to do some cable work for telstra
by Bob Clarntus July 17, 2005
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A character from Marvel's X-MEN comic books, he's the son of Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor. Later, he was sent to the future, where he was raised by people named Redd and Slym; these were actually Cyclops and Jean Grey. A telepath/telekinetic, he trained with the Askani, many years in the future; later on, he came back in time to fight Apocalypse. He also led the New Mutants for a time, and later, X-Force. He is also a close friend of Domino's, and currently lives in New York City.
No, he's comatose. Cable left him braindead.
by David April 11, 2004
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He cut a serious cable this morning
by Brendan Quarry April 03, 2003
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A character on Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use so they can do Viper Beam 5 million times in a row.
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