Cabbage Patch. 

Noun, (Cab-age Pat-ch); A Term That Refers To The Females Reproductive Organ As Well As There Anus When Connected By A Thick Patch Of Pube's, Ergo The Name Cabbage Patch.

Cabbage Patch. Female Pube's Sex Booty Bush

Cabbage Patch. by Quents! March 7, 2010

cabbage patch 

Dance move that white guys tried to have catch on to confuse women into thinking that white guys have rhythm. Successfully performed when both your shoulders and fists (which are placed together in a manner that looks like you just connected both ends of an extension cord) move in time with each other in a fluid, circular motion. All the rage in the late 80's and early 90's.

"Jeremiah did the cabbage patch at a youth group mixer, and all the white girls flocked to him because he tricked them into thinking that he had rhythm. He's really a poser."

cabbage patch by Nick February 4, 2004

cabbage patch 

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".

The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.

cabbage patch by pentozali January 15, 2009

cabbage patch 

the act of bending forward over the toilet bowl to successfully take a leak with morning wood.

Byron: Pissing in the mornings can be such a pain in the dick.
Edward: Dude, we've all done the cabbage patch before.

cabbage patch by BryaSaurus June 15, 2011

Cabbage Patch 

The pubic hair that grows on the male testicles.

1. Dude that bitch last night put my balls in her mouth. She didn't expect a cabbage patch!

2. I have such a bad cabbage patch that I had to shave it.

3. We all saw his cabbage patch when he went into the shower naked.

Cabbage Patch by Kralki August 15, 2011

cabbage patch 

A Magical place where babies come from.

A child once asked "Mommy can I have a little sister?" and the mother replied," Shhitt, you better take yo ass to the cabbage patch!"

cabbage patch by Gia Crews March 8, 2005

Cabbage Patch 

This occurs when a female that has a regular shaven vagina, fails to shave the backside of her butt hole, thus creating a small tuft of hair.

Damn dude, that girl last night had a nasty cabbage patch!

Cabbage Patch by Golden Haan November 14, 2006