Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging
(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable
(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone
(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses
(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way
(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse
(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"
"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"
"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"
***Can also be used in phrases such as:
"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"
"Go Cabbage yourself"
"That is some messed up Cabbage"
Cash money Mo money
yo, you got any cabbage?
1. Buds of marijuana.
2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G
"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
Jersey slang for 'garbage'
Kyley-B: Ayy! Wasamater Kookie? Why you actin like a piece of cabbage??
A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
A prank often pulled in British secondary schools, where the unsuspecting victim's bag is turned inside out, or cabbaged.
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Joe: Hey Jack! Shaun's not looking! Let's cabbage his bag!
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
A hot girl, often referred to as a fine or fresh piece of cabbage. A common phrase is "I'd farm that cabbage", used the same way one would use the phrase "I'd tap that". There is also "rotten cabbage" (an ugly chick), "bushy cabbage" (girl with nice boobs) and several other cabbage and farming-related metaphors.
Bobby: Do you see that nice fresh piece of cabbage over there?
Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that
Bobby: Let's go hit on her
Luke: Sure thing bro
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage