1. A vegetable consumed by humans and rodents alike which increases the growth of skin bacteria around the pelvis and urinary region.
2. Somebody who sneaks up on you that you didnt anticipate.
2. (You turn around and somebody you didn't see before is there)"Whoa, I thought I smelled cabbage".
Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1
Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
The victim's bag is taken, emptied, turned inside out, refilled and returned to them, without them knowing anything about it.
Shaun: (looks under chair) Oh for God's sake!
To procrastinate or be lazy.
To chill out like fat people.
Beth didn't give the guy a working number because of the stains on his shirt and he looked like a "cabbage".
Luke: Yeah, I'd farm that
Bobby: Let's go hit on her
Luke: Sure thing bro