anyone unfortunate enough to be displaced by a hurricane.
Houston is overrun by caneys.
by Bloogle May 31, 2007
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ciggarete .. can from cancer ... just some how formed into caney ..
yo reza give us a "caney"
by Smerkz June 7, 2005
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A high school in Conroe, Texas often confused with New Caney High school. Where everyone graduated and no one can spell.
Person 1: "You went to New Caney?"
Person 2: "No, Caney Creek High school, it is in Conroe."
by mj1983 May 11, 2009
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Some people are sadly mistaken about this little town, it is not just a little hick town. The one thing about this town is that there are more drugs than people in this crazy ass town. If you need anything this town has it, gaurenteed. There is also a wide range of races in this town everything from gangsters to rednecks live here. There is alot of rumors going around that that town is nothing but a little hick town, but you are very mistaken. There is alot to offer in this town, after all, I should know because I lived there for 15 years, and I wish I were still there instead of this suburb of Dallas called Allen, TX.
In New Caney there are people of all origins like
rednecks, gangsters, wanksters, Mexicans, and Hotties.
by Jeremy Wilson November 11, 2005
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The badlands far northeast of Houston, Texas. It is a tragic little town full of rednecks, mullets, and goats.
"I reckon a nigger lover got lynched just last week in New Caney!"
by Kaheem October 17, 2005
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A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong
by Oilworker September 28, 2019
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