Apparently, the people in this organization are very bitter about the vast amount of dogshit covering the lands, and their solution is to eliminate dogs entirely.
Jimmy got the message. He was sick of all of his dog's crap. He picked Fido up by his tail and once and for all broke his bark on the corner of the cold concrete curb.
We have been having problems with the neighbor's dog getting in our yard and digging and/or pooing the yard. So we got one of those "Curb Your Dog" signs.