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ctm
Crash to Metro. The Windoze 8 variant of ctd, in the win8 case when the program closes you're dropped to the metro start screen (whereas in win7 and earlier you would be returned to the windoze desktop, hence ctd in those versions).
Another ctm, facebook app is total crap.
by bugmenott May 05, 2013
 
1.
CTM
Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!
by Cyprus Denton Fekks February 11, 2011
 
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ctm
the meaning its in spanish "ConcheTuMadre"
in english its "mother fuker"
for example:
"ctm what are you doing?"
"ctm que wea estai haciendo?"

"i hate you rctm"
"te odio rectm"
by killua November 25, 2006
 
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CTM
"Comme Ta Mère" ("like your mother" in french), can be used as an alternative answer to a lot of things (especially pointless ones) and for trolling.
dude 1: yo dude, this shit is amazing, my gf accepted to take it up the ass last night
dude 2: ctm

dude 1: hey man this game is ugly and boring
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: don't start with that shit please
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: DUDE!
dude 2: CTM
dude 1: you cocksucker
dude 2: ctm
(can lead to an endless loop, like No U wars)
by Nosfrat April 12, 2010
 
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CTM
Chinga Tu Madre-a mexican way to say fuk ur mom
me and my friends use it so my mom wont know wat we are saying
CTM puto (chinga tu madre puto)
by Chivas May 17, 2008
 
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CTM
CTM is an acronym for "Chuckle To Myself", used in text/internet language and now spilling into current usage. Used when a comment brings about an amusing mental picture in the listener/reader. Origin - SE Qld, Australia.
Friend texts you - "just saw a man sneeze out his false teeth.."
*creates instant mental image which gives you a giggle on the inside* you respond "ctm"
by Red Bec April 22, 2011
 
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Means "Chuckles to MySelf". often used while texting or playing an online video game. only use this term when "Lol" is just to much.
guy 1: "That's the third time i died trying to kill the orc king!...ugh."
guy 2: "ctms, you suck at this game"
by Ralph Littlefield March 05, 2009
 
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CTM
"Chuckling To Myself" A more accurate description of the response to funny messages received or seen on text messages or the internet.

It's not often that people are 'laughing pout loud' when they type lol, usually merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.
You're sarcasm is so funny. CTM
by BlueShadows March 27, 2013