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14. CTM
chuckle to myself. Because sometimes you don't really lol (laugh out loud) it is more like a chuckle to myself...CTM
Tre: this semester is going to be long and hard

Danny: that's what she said

Tre: ctm
1. CTM
Chuckle To Myself.

This is the counterpoint, the companion expression to LOL (Laugh Out Loud).
Wendy sent me a very funny text. I responded; CTM!
2. ctm
the meaning its in spanish "ConcheTuMadre"
in english its "mother fuker"
for example:
"ctm what are you doing?"
"ctm que wea estai haciendo?"

"i hate you rctm"
"te odio rectm"
3. CTM
"Comme Ta Mère" ("like your mother" in french), can be used as an alternative answer to a lot of things (especially pointless ones) and for trolling.
dude 1: yo dude, this shit is amazing, my gf accepted to take it up the ass last night
dude 2: ctm

dude 1: hey man this game is ugly and boring
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: don't start with that shit please
dude 2: ctm
dude 1: DUDE!
dude 2: CTM
dude 1: you cocksucker
dude 2: ctm
(can lead to an endless loop, like No U wars)
4. ctm
Crash to Metro. The Windoze 8 variant of ctd, in the win8 case when the program closes you're dropped to the metro start screen (whereas in win7 and earlier you would be returned to the windoze desktop, hence ctd in those versions).
Another ctm, facebook app is total crap.
5. CTM
CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.
Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.

Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?
6. CTM
short for chuckle to myself
kinda like lol but more realistic, because who actually laughs out loud when they write that? I mean if something's really funny you end up writing lmao or something. ctm just seems to be more relevent, more often. and as an added plus people can't read it as a word; they would have to say the letters separately, unlike stupid people who actually say lol in real life.
well that escalated quickly ctm

betcha 5 bucks you wont eat that ctm

why do black people who get out of jail become muslims? ctm
7. CTM
'cry to myself' - the opposite of LOL (laugh out loud)
Oh dear, I missed my bus. I'm going to CTM whilst I wait for the next one because I don't want anyone to know how upset I am about it
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