csb
cook some biscuits

an alternative for csb(cool story bro) basically meaning the same thing - go away you are boring
p1: i just finished my 10000 word essay on garden gnomes
p2: csb

or alternatively

p1: i just finished my 10000 word essay on garden gnomes
p2: cook some biscuits
by bjfkfb March 21, 2011
27 more definitions
Top Definition
CSB
Cool story, bro. When someone tells you a boring story that really needn't be shared. Sarcastically replied.
Fred: "Yesterday I got a cut, so I put a band-aid on it."
Nick: "CSB."
by JewForensicsGirl May 08, 2010
CSB
COOL STORY BRO

When someone tells a personal story (usually sad, depressive), in a chan, and you don't give a shit.
It sucks to be you; CSB
by Tutzz July 11, 2009
csb
"Cool Story Bro." By douchebags for douchebags.
Douche 1: Bro, i was at the bar last night pickin up babes and i saw Denzel Washington!

Douche 2: Csb.

Douche 1: Wow...
by nikehitops September 24, 2011
From Tourette's Guy;

Chicken Shit Bull Shit:

a phrase signifying an unworthy thing or task
"I don't have time for this chicken shit bull shit CSBS."
-Tourette's Guy
by brumm09 April 15, 2009
Certified Slow Burner. A blunt that burns for days. Not a loose skeet blunt but one that makes it around and around.
noob: man this blunt is way better than anything i've ever seen.

certified stoner: yea man if you're not smoking a C.S.B., then you need to step your game up.
by uc314 September 26, 2010
CSB
When someone tells an extremely lame or pointless story, respond with "CSB." It stands for "cool story, bro."
"One time I put in my contacts and I forgot about them and then I put on my glasses and I was like "WOAH!""
"That was a major CSB dude"
by shadynasty October 03, 2013
csb
cool story bro.
if you dont really care what the person is saying you say csb.
Daughter: OMG i totally just had sex
Father: csb
by mackmackk January 30, 2011

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