Any young child, generally annoying due to their very presence.
Mr Wolf and his significant other were thinking of having children until they went to Wal-Mart and saw all the unruly crib midgets. They changed their minds.
"Oh no, Sally is getting out of her car with her crib midgets."
The wedding reception was going great until the crib midget riot started.
San Antonio is the crib midget capital of North Mexico.
A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.
Chuckie Cheese is full of crib midgets