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crackhead hours 

whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid

*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019

crackhead ned 

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

crackhead culture

Crackheald Culture is the music video of BTS's 'IDOL'. Stream it, live it, love it.
Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?

Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!

Crackhead hours 

The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours
Welcome to crackhead hours! We hope you enjoy your stay. -your brain at 3 am

crackhead math 

When people count their money in forms of material, usually drugs or alcohol.
You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"

or

You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"

Hence the term crackhead math
crackhead math by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009

national crackhead day

national crackhead day is on august 15, it’s for all the goofy people who act like crackheads and of course for the actual crackheads, post ya crackheads friends or post your crackhead self🤣
hey it’s national crackhead day! post me😛