Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
Cock Punching State-trooper. A terribly corrupt officer.
"He's a CPS.... I know from personal experience..... twice".
"crusty pleasure sock" That nasty old tube sock you mop up your wank-jizza with....you know the one.
Fuck! I forgot to peel my cps off the bathroom floor.
Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.
Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.
I hit that guy in the face, for CP's.
Casual Party Sex
Did you hear about how that girl engaged in CPS
Stands for Crispy Puckers. Used when talking about the weed ur dealer has in his possesion
Crispy meaning what crispy always means ie. not sticky and wet
Puckers deriving from the cockney slang pucker, often used by the Rotherham hating prick Jamie Oliver of School Dinners fame.
When Combined it
Mada's got sum CP's in, lets go get blazed!
Im not buying unless its CP's