CPN (aka Cost Per Nut) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest CPN. Yo!"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest CPN. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 3, 2023
Music collective coming out of the UK. Nobody knows what it stands for, but whatever you think it is, it’s probably not.
by grandaddywasaplayer January 31, 2019
My CPN is 111-222-3333, call me later!
by qwertyuiop-asdfghjkl-zxcvbnm June 19, 2010
The street in Manhattan known as Central Park North, the northern boundary of Central Park near southern Harlem.
by yobk July 23, 2008
Acronym for Cotton Picking Nigger. Racial slur. Refers to an extremely incompetent, lazy, stupid or foolish person. They are often though not always black skinned.
by DCW999 August 20, 2008
Known in roblox as "copy and paste" a roblox style (very popular on tik tok) the players who dress up as this style are cringe (mostly)
Dude 1: hey look at that cringy CPN
Dude 2: yea i know!
Dude 1: let's get out of here before its too late
Dude 2: yea i know!
Dude 1: let's get out of here before its too late
by Da cat meme August 25, 2021
by engie July 30, 2014