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CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 08, 2010