First off, if you're here for a fucking fish I'm turning your internet off. Second, "COD" stands for "Call Of Duty". Call Of Duty is the home wrecker but in a men's kind of way... Having the "COD" means taking in large amounts of useless video games that will not get you anywhere in life. The age range for having the "COD" is from 12-Late 50's. The results of having the "COD" are....
-not going out side for the weekend and/or the week.
- not talking to your friends,girlfriend (if you even have one) or the rare "wife" in this case.
- not taking care of your self hygene like... combing your hair, changing your poop stained tighty whities or taking showers.
This awful syndrome can ruin your whole social life.
(I'm not against Call Of Duty in any way,shape or form, I'm just stating the facts.)
Bob: Shutup mom, I'm on a killstreak!
Boss: OK, you better stay home until you get better.
George: Where's Adam today?
Gord: He's at home with the COD.
George: That bastard he's going to prestige before me! I think that I'm going to stay home with the COD tomorrow.
- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.
A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
2. Abbreviated form of Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game, which currently has the highest number of loud, obnoxious douchebags per game.
Gamer 1: NO FRIKKIN WAY!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! I TOTALLY shot that guy!! Oh my GOD!! This game is GAY!!
Gamer 2: Dude, shut up.
Gamer 1: Go suck a wang!!!
2. the reason why guys have no life
3. the reason why guys don't have girlfriends
4. the reason why girlfriends hate their boyfriends
5. the reason that people are still living
boyfriend: shut up im playing COD
girlfriend: can i play with you?
boyfriend: (laughs to himself and continues playing)
girlfriend: thats it, its over
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!
2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!