COCK NOG

A holiday cum shot given any time between Thanksgiving and New Years.

Amie gave me a great blow job in the copy room during the company holiday party. I gave her a mouth full of cock nog.

COCK NOG by twotone December 11, 2009

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Cock nog

A mystery drink your buddy brings by to spread some Christmas cheer but won’t tell you what’s in it! Later you find out it’s penis flavored egg nog.

John: What is this! It’s delicious!
Jason (2 days later): It’s penis flavored mixed with a dash of the back side of my ball sack. I call it cock nog!

Cock nog by NARB’d December 25, 2019

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Michelle Obama is a cock nogget

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i quickly pulled out and shot my cocknog into a glass to save for the holidays

cocknog by paupah April 24, 2006

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My boss is such a cocknoggin, he won't pay me for all the overtime I put in last week.

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Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.

George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!

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"You, sir, are a cocknoggin. Good day! *harrumph*"

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