A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.
1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"
by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010
to be in a mood, angry, or be having a mard
Nick was so pissed off he was having a right cob at me
by Tom Wills May 21, 2004
A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.
Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."
by major inglish April 07, 2014
Coke (cocaine) off boners
"did you see josh last night dude?"
"...Yeah he was doing COB's left and right!"
by Higher!thanlife August 05, 2010
Derivative of the word 'cobby', a cob is an individual who shares the idiosyncratic characteristics of the cobby, however, to a lesser extent than the actual cobby himself. Cobs often specialize in one certain aspect of stereotypical cobby behavior. The main difference between a cob and the traditional cobby though, is that a cob is not necessarily a burnout, though often times they can and are percieved to be.
Person A: Dude, Les Stroud isn't a real survivor man!

Person B: Why not dude?

Person A: The fuckin guy has a survival crew 50 yards away from him that he can call whenever he wants! He prolly camps in a trailer inbetween sets and maunches down on burgers and pizza when the camera's off.

Person B: Dude... what a cob!
by annonymous burnout September 06, 2008
bad mood
"He had a right cob on" -- translates: "He was in a bad mood"

This was current in the UK's working-class east London/surrounding counties around 1950s & 60s. I haven't heard it used for many years.

It was always used in the sense of the example. I never heard it used as a verb or adjective
by lexijohn September 21, 2013
hairstyle: a cross between a crop and a bob. can also be called a crob.
"I've just had a cob."

"I've just been cobbed."

"Wow. I love your new cob. It really suits you."
by cobber May 14, 2013

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