Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"
Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"
Programmer: "sure, I'll get to that right away" ::what the hell, I guess I better do that right away...I'll look up COBB on Urban Dictionary::
Orkin Man: "Mrs, those aren't spider webs; those are surely cob-webs. Your house is infested with nearly extinct Cobs."