CN Tower can fire lasers out of the tip of the tower, bouncing off of a satelight mirror in the sky and can hit anywhere in the world at any given time.
the hudsons bay is actually consealing a gigantic solar pannel which absorbs sunlight and converts it into energy which is stored inside the sky dome (rogers center) , which can then be channeled to the CN tower to fire whenever Canada is in a crisis.
2.When we flew into Toronto we saw a big building, What was it, Was it the CN Tower
Bro #2: Bro, let's find a slampiece to CN Tower! I bet Candy is down!
Candy: OH CANADA!