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1.
Clusterfuck for polite conversation or text messaging. see: clusterfuck
"The unemployement office was a total CLUFU this morning, Mom! It might be a while until I move out."
by CLUFU_GURU February 02, 2009
 
2.
A cross between a clutz and dufus
My exgirlfriend was a real clufus
by Chad O. May 20, 2005