man 1: 'did you see those two guys going into the woods?'
man 2: 'no, really?'
man 1: 'yes, thats what i said you bloody idiot, dont question me unless you are a bit clowny. HEY!!!, I bet thats what they are doing lol, getting clowny in the woods'.
kid:'I ain't going to clownyville'
man: 'I have'nt seen them damn clownys around for years now'
old lady: 'all the clownys have left this area, i dont know where they are'
Refers to a small group of anti social town dwellers that dress in a way which slightly resembles that of a clown. They take other peoples unique qualitys and take them as their own, claiming to be "scene kids" when that just proves that they are stealing other peoples scenes and identities.
How to spot them:
They usually flock around public family places such as; clock towers, parks, shopping centers, toyshops, canals and drive the nice familys away.
They love cheap hair dye, cheap cider, cheap ciggarettes and basically anything cheap.
They also infest social networking sites such as myspace, facebook and bebo usuing what they deem to be clever names that involve aliteration or rhymes (some dont have any of these and are just stupid)...Here are examples of names
ChloeCalamaty/CLOHOE/ChloeChaos. (This specimen kept changing her name to more rediculous phrases)
The list goes on
CLOWNIE: where'd you get that from? some scum shop? its horrible
no i got it from camden market
whered you get that jacket from?
Camden market, now give me some cider Clohoe and we'll go drive a nice family out of a public park so we can anal.
He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."
The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 2: (Screams)
Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
"I don't know if that's a good idea... at this time of night you and your dog might get raped by a bunch of drunken Clownies"