Dracula in Cleats 

n. Nickname of Hall of Fame Middle Linebacker Jack Lambert of the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 70's and 80's. Due to a basketball (or weightlifting) accident (reports differ), his upper incisors were knocked out, so his upper canines appeared to be very large, not unlike Count Dracula's. At first, he wore dentures while playing. Eventually, he realized his visage without dentures (downright monstrous) matched his play, and added to his abilities in intimidating opposing offenses. His intensity and intimidation are a bit of contrast to the cerebral play of team-mate and fellow HOFer Jack Ham, aka "Dobre Shunka."

"Dracula in Cleats" was NFL Defensive Player of the Year twice.

Dracula in Cleats by Dan Weyandt December 12, 2007

cloutsis 

The type of sisters everyone eats to be. The perfect set of sweet and salty, Yong and yang,black and white perfectly complimenting each other different in every single way yet the same and so a like.

Did you see them? They look like the cloutsis!

cloutsis by Mbamermaid June 8, 2018

Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Cloots 

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

Cloots by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Knot Clots 

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats

"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."

Dirty Cleats by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017

Men in white coats 

Mostly doctors, but also Security officers, and other employees working in a psychiatric hospital.

"If I act crazy every day, the men in white coats will take me away"

Men in white coats by P2C August 18, 2011