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CJ
-noun
A greasy male with a pube stache who is an annoying dickbag. "CJ" is oblivious to world around him, thus his personal hygiene suffers greatly. Known to listen to shitty classic rock on iPod speakers hung around his neck.

"CJ" mumbles terrible jokes under his breath, which smells so bad, people believe he has eaten a fart bubble.

All in all, "CJ" is a lazy cunt and gets in the way of people who are actually working.
Derek: Dude, Jim's is a disgusting fuck.
Arthur: We might as well call him CJ.

Pokedex: A WILD SNORLAX HAS APPEARED!
Ash: Its just CJ, you ass monkey.

by jack meursault January 03, 2009
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37.
CJ
Stands for "constant joner", which is what Debloons had. Established by Lagonia and Debloons.
char bar: MOM! DAD! I'VE GOT A CJ!
"HEY LEAH LOOK! THAT GUY'S GOT A CJ FOR YOU!"
by The Russian Unabomber July 10, 2008
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38.
CJ
Can be shorthand for Cockjaws
Shut it CJ before I fuck you up.
by Tony666 February 17, 2008
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39.
cj
an older jeep, for instance CJ-5, or CJ-7
That loser in a Wrangler just waved to me. I only wave at CJs.
by Nick Victim April 29, 2004
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40.
CJ
Consumption Junction- a website dedicated to delivering strange and unusual content to all the sick f***s out there on the internet. www.consumptionjunction.com
Man! Did you see that scat video on CJ!? Sick, dude!
by Drakens June 29, 2003
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41.
CJ
People named CJ are serious dick heads.
They don't have the balls to go after who or what they really want.
They re extremely jealous over the people they like even though they have no claim because they wont make a move.
whos the asshole?
cj of course.
by way passed fed up June 26, 2009
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42.
cj
short for circle jerk
Yo Neil, I got Friday night off, you and a couple of bad boys should cj with me.
by johhny boy lopez October 19, 2008
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