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32.
CJ
Comb Job: stroking girl's hair with penis during sexual intercourse
Dude, I gave that girl a CJ last night!
by Fat ManGutman October 20, 2008
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1.
CJ
Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.
"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
by Dave November 03, 2004
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cj
An amazingly lazy yet awesome guy that is a well mannered gentleman. A cj is good at listening, focusing on your problems, and gives good advice. He is a great and trustworthy friend. Cj is always willing to help you in anyway.

He also has random made up memories of things that really didn't happen...despite what his friends say.

Haha he's amazing and makes everyone feel safe and comfortable. He instills a feeling of trust in you that you just can't shake off.
Wow the asshole is a total opposite of a cj.

I love Cj's they are amazing.
by cello_cheeka_8090 August 20, 2009
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Cj
Usually a nickname of some kind. In most cases referencing the initials of the individual. Most cjs are relatively intelligent but lack motivation and drive. Cjs are very fun to interact with but due to their almost constant positive outlooks can sometimes be incredibly annoying. Cjs are also very loyal friends but will not hesitate to tell it to you straight. Some cjs can suffer from a slight fear of commitement. They are much more prone to "just having a good time" However, it is possible for them to be housebroken
Hey, who's that kid who you met at the party last night?

Oh, that was cj.

Oohhh, are you guys gonna date?

Idk, he says he just wants to have a good time but we'll see...
by cheerbabiiii010 February 08, 2010
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4.
CJ
receiving a Blow job While you are in a coma
i heard that kiley gave tim a cj while tim was recovering from that skiing accident
by Ethan matthews May 19, 2008
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One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. They usually love to fight and get high. You will never find anyone like them.
Me: "C.J., I'm going to need you in about ten minutes"

C.J.: "For what?"

Me: "potential violence"

C.J.: " I'll be there in three."
by Valour December 03, 2010
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6.
CJ
A Playa!!!!
Yo man CJ is such a playa, you see him wit dem hoes?
by California12345678042 November 06, 2008
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7.
Cj
a little boy who lives in north carolina and is addicted to wacking off in the shower while watching animal porn on his iphone and trying to avoid getting it wet.
whats that noise comming from the shower? it sounds like a man having sex with a sheep. no its just Cj.
by fadingdrake November 26, 2011
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