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States that any relationship advice given to your friends will work perfectly, while the same advice will backfire miserably if used by the advice giver
Guy #1: "Dude, that advice you gave me was great! I got five chicks' phone numbers!"

Guy #2: "Really? Maybe I should try it."

(One minute later; Guy#2 comes back, limping)

Guy #1: "Well, what happened?"

Guy #2: "Apparently a punch in the face and a kick to the crotch is the new way to reject people. Stupid CJ Law."
by joecity7 October 24, 2011

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