CIA
Central Intelligence Agency in the USA.
Natalia Notkina is not allowed in the CIA under Monique's orders.
by cookie monster 1993 August 12, 2010
CIA
1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.
For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.
by Cowboyssuck July 02, 2010
CIA
Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.

Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.

Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."

The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.

The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
by nbakuchev June 06, 2010
A group of people/thugs that are always throwing down spits. They sauce all of the time, and live life in the most extreme ways.
For example,
Abernethy: Man did you see those CIA last night?They really made the party come to life! :)

Crawley: Yeah really eh? They sure know how to make a bromo feel good about them self.
by Bcrawl January 11, 2009
Clits in Action
feminests who go against "the Man"
Im a Part of the C(I)A.
by Sara & Alexis<3 January 01, 2009
Use this to tell a little bitch to go Cry in a shower.
stfu I hate you!
go cias emo.
by SamSwashbuckler June 11, 2008
C.I.A is an acronym for Cocaine Is Awesome.
"Hey bro, did you call your dealer yet?"
"Yeah, dude. C.I.A."
by AUSTINAUSTINAUSTIN April 24, 2008

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